(via wandering-infinity)
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(via sorryisnotthathardtosay)
fucCK
omg its back
omgggggg
3 hours ago · 50,434 notes · Source
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
3 hours ago · 97,300 notes · Source
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
3 hours ago · 56,649 notes · Source
who needs to be attractive when you have dry humour and sarcasm
(via greyeyesoftheseam)
um so cristellllllllla i guess you were right…
4 hours ago · 2 notes
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
(via paulyoptosaurus)
4 hours ago · 13,733 notes · Source
welcome to america
because montreal is in america now ok
because north america is part of america ok
4 hours ago · 20,531 notes · Source
(via bombingrome)
(via justadumbhumanlikeu)
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